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    today marks the end of scheduled maintenance—two guys with two weeks to kill and a few hundred hours later, we're finally [mostly] done.
    page loads/image downloads should be dramatically faster. until we hit 1gbps, at least. to all of my wonderful and ungrateful users: "you're welcome."
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    I'll be home for Christmas, you can count on me.... Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:37:16 No.2749358  
    I've had a bit of trouble with the ETP, some 'out of bounds' message. Cost me three hours out of my session, I could visit basically any site but this one. The staffers told me the construction was finished yesterday and the link to lunarhab should be up, but they also said the ETP issues are "my problem". Hope this goes through finally? If it doesn't I can always post after we get back to the hab.

    There's nothing I could tell you at this point that you're not better off reading. I'm packed and waiting on Siane....but in the meantime I'll dump the entries.
    >> December 11th, 2096 Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:38:05 No.2749379

    About to head over to Siane's. Everything's packed, I've beed sperging over every detail of the trip on the site's planner and I still feel like I overlooked something but it's a little late to do anything about it.


    Mmmm, hot hearth. She got here before me, fucking figures. Yes Siane I see you reading over my shoulder. I'm planning trip stuff, shoo. Boarding starts in a few minutes. We got two cups of hearth and an order of Iskender kebab from this place by the terminal and we've been sharing it although she eats lik
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:38:56 No.2749396

    Got hearth all over my knee. Siane jabbed me in the ribs. Her sophisticaed medical cure, calling on the very latest in metabolic reg and repro, is to furiously tickel the spot she jabbed whenevr I let my guard down. Which, you know, is no longer a problem since I spilled my hearth anyway. Mounting counterattack shortly. Neither armpit will be spared. >:D


    I feel off my shit at the moment. I took some tabs for it and Siane asked what's wrong. Told her headache. I'm pretty sure it's the pressure difference in here, when they sealed the chariot my ears popped and I started to feel dizzy. I would've been completely happy going by prt but the scenic trip was part of the package and Siane remembered how I bitched about the buried prt lines when I got here so she insisted. It really is lovely but I can feel every bump go through my body.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:39:44 No.2749408

    We've stopped and Siane is outside. The chariot had four docked suits, the ones where the back part mates to a port on the side and you can crawl into it from inside. They looked big enough for me on the site but the staffer told me most of the interior is a body brace that supports the scrubber and tanks and whatnot. I'd have to drop 70 ponds on the spot to fit in one and although my stomach feels like I might just do that I opted out. Siane didn't wanna go without me but I told her I didn't want her to miss out because of me. I guess she hasn't done this before which struck me as odd until I remembered she's been on earth since she was 10 basically with seasonal trips up because her folks can swing that sort of shit.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:40:49 No.2749430

    Made it! Stopping off for crabcakes in the little tropical themed money hole they put right outside the terminal. This is one of the inflatables and I guess I knew ahead of time but I leaned up against the outer wall while I was getting my bearings and it gave way enough that I fell. Didn't hurt anything but my ego. More than anything I was startled because you could hear the whole thing groaning a little, there was a little bit of wind for a second? Not used to that, staffer going by said it's typical for there to be some pressure difference between the resort and the chariot that gets equalized every time one docks. Ears popped again. Siane wanted to drag me off to see everything in one day and her impulsiveness is infectious but she'd been in a public pressure suit for 30 minutes and I still had the dried hearth on me knee so we're heading for our room in a bit. Probably wash up, eat and the get some down time.
    >> December 12th, 2096 Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:42:04 No.2749446

    We passed a construction area this morning on our way for breakfast, real apologetic sounding staffer told us they were pulling up the palms and putting down firs and pines. We happened to schedule our trip right when they were changing the theme from tropical to northern reaches. Explains both the air temp and the fact that half the restaurants are sea food and the other half are a mix of Russian, Canadian and Icelandic. I got my fill of tropical resorts when we went to the lapland aerium so I'm actually pretty relieved. Rassolnik's too salty but the only russian place in lunarhab isn't anything I'd recommend to friends. We're doing the garden orientation and then cave tours today. I don't really know how man-made caves qualify as...I guess they're mines technically? But it's pressurized, which means I can sink my toes into regolith and maybe snap off a bit of the wall when the staffer's distracted, hehehe.
    >> December 14th, 2096 Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:43:00 No.2749457

    I meant to put something in yesterday but I was dead tired by the end of it. The resort's not even as big as the aerium but there's enough shit to do that there's no time to rest. I talked Siane out of the touristy historical stuff (as we're not really close to anything of actual historical merit, it's just shit like first Virgin-Bigelow probe to land in tranquilitatis, that kinda thing.) but after the cave trip I wanted to see what they had for flight. They had the same frames as on Island 8, but no wings or anything. I dunno if it's liability related on account of the construction or if I'd be too heavy, or what. I wanna ask someone but the only staffer around at the time was our guide and she was unstoppable. We spent the evening by the pool, they bring your dinner out to you on these platters that look like big gold leaves. The entire restaurant was done up like a forest with fake tree trunks, all the restaurants along the main pavillion have some siliar gimmick. Wasn't in the mood though and I needed to soak. Siane's lost interest in my journal, or at least she's pretending well. It's obvious she suspects something. I told Theia and Harlan about my plans before we left. Would they tell her?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)21:43:08 No.2749460
    Quick, who wins the Super Bowl XLIV?
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:43:59 No.2749481

    I've been preoccupied all day about whether Siane suspects anything or not. I tried to get Theia up on panel but the habnet transmitter's out on account of the construction. God, I put weeks of planning into this. Well, tenative planning. I really had no idea what I was going to do until I pulled it up on ETP. Everything fell instantly into place and I was falling all over myself in excitement, I had the tailor up in a facet within a minute and I was running the lyrics by Eric's girlfriend since she'd know how to sing it and I couldn't find any recording of it on habnet anyways. Wasn't any last minute panic this time partly because the clothes are autolabor produce and I remembered to get my shit together ahead of time. Got this down to a science. I'm going to ask her on the last day. I *still* feel like something's going on with her parents. If there's anything she's not telling me, any reason she can't say yes, I don't want to spoil the whole trip.
    >> December 15th, 2096 Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:45:16 No.2749499

    I didn't expect to have so much actual fun. I mean, I got the tickets on a whim and it was really just a place to propose (yes I've had my implant locked and I'm writing this in the bathroom) but I guess with the mars resorts popping up people really are just tired of lunar resorts. Island 8 was so crowded compared to this. There wasn't any wait for the cave tour, (we did it again and snuck off for some hijinks. Got caught by a staffer but he gave us a few minutes to get dressed and waited outside the little cavern we were in. Now that's customer service.) and they had rows and rows of frames ready to fly. I've been so tense, focusing on the minute by minute details of how I'm gonna do this, but between the food, the tours and the activities I can see myself coming here again. Assuming things work out the way they're supposed to. Man, listen to me. Still though.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:45:59 No.2749508

    Just got back from dinner. Siane's in a "jump on the bed and throw pillows at me" mood. She's been so flirty and silly and it feels like Island 8, exactly like Island 8. I'm gonna do it tomorrow. I have the clothes hidden in a slip under the mattress. After we come back from dinner tomorrow I'll fold these under a towel, go in for a shower, hope she's not in the mood to join me and put it all on under my formal tunic. I have no idea where I'll stow the hat but it looks pretty collapsible so I'll figure it out. God I hope I don't embarrass myself. Eric had Yera message me a vid where she sang it for me in her deepest, most classical voice. You could hear Eric laughing in the background. I practiced in front of the mirror a bit while she was out reserving our spot for the midnight obv. dome performance. She's going to flip her shit when I go up there. Hope the organizer was serious about letting me do this and not just taking my payment. We'll see anyway. Even if I look like an ass and I'm totally out of tune, if I know Siane she'll melt anyway. This is gonna be fantastic.
    >> Vladimir !Putin706F6 01/12/09(Mon)21:46:10 No.2749511
    Shit, I think I missed a journal. Futureguy, have you posted any journals since you wrote about the time you gave Siane the pendant?
    >> December 16th, 2096 Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:46:37 No.2749519
    Well, that's it. I'm married. I'm a married man. That's my wife next to me oh my god I have a wife. I have a wife. I'm not even sure if I can pull it together enough to write this but here goes.

    SO. Fuck. Where to, uh....Around 11:20pm last night they loaded the last-day guests onto a prt headed for the obv. dome, I was expecting something like the resort but transparent. It was much smaller, about the size of the main pavillion back in the resort. In the middle they had a heliodisplay mounted on a spire with a circular stage around the base. I was sitting there in the audience with Siane, huge shit eating grin on my face. That staffer shot me a thumbs up and I guess that's when I figured "Yes I am really going to do this". I was shaking a little but more excited than scared, thinking back. When the last act finished up, he gets up on stage and they polarize the dome.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:47:27 No.2749529
    It's pitch black. A spotlight beams down, mounted under the helio, and he says something like "We have one last act for you this evening, a very special song by one of our guests that I understand is dedicate to a miss Siane Kearons." So I get up while it sinks in for Siane and I'm halfway to the stage before she realizes what's going on. I'd pulled off my tunic on the way there and smoothed my grey, 1930s style formal suit. The fedora weathered the ride pretty well and it was on my head at what I imagined was the proper angle when I stepped into the spotlight, and the room went quiet.

    Above me the heliodisplay produced a slowly rotating image of the moon, and suddenly a second spotlight shot out into the dining area and illuminated Siane. I remember a combination of confusion and delight on her face as if she'd only just put it all together. With all of the pieces in place, I began to sing.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)21:48:04 No.2749535
    "Moonlight becomes you, it goes with your hair...
    You certainly know the right thing to wear!
    Moonlight becomes you, I'm thrilled at the sight...
    And I could get so romantic toniiiight.

    You're all dressed up to go dreaming, now don't tell me I'm wrong.
    And what a night to go dreaming! Mind if I tag along?

    If I say I love yoouu, I want you to know,
    It's not just because there's moonlight...
    Although, moonlight becomes you sooo."
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)21:49:27 No.2749553

    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)21:51:52 No.2749579
    >The fedora

    You've lost all credibility. Had it all believable up until then. You need to learn how to separate modern-day fads from your future imaginings.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)21:52:00 No.2749581
    I didn't know you had it in you.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)21:53:11 No.2749601
    Don't be a faggot. People did use to wear fedoras, right? He's obviously impersonating a IRL ooooooooldfag.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)21:55:15 No.2749630

    I fucking LOL'd at this and I am typing more to create a muteblock
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:02:09 No.2749739
    Oh dicks.
    This is the lost thread, thread 16, isn't it?

    Alex, you're not going to be happy when you get back from the Gardens.
    I know you're going to call me a liar, but you're really in for a few weeks of hell after you get back.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:04:59 No.2749774
    I must've missed it. What happens?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:08:02 No.2749807
    Futureguy you promised last time that you would look up who won the 2009 super bowl

    time to pay up
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:15:43 No.2749914
    The last thread we had happened after this one.
    He's in for a bad surprise when he gets home.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:21:40 No.2749972
    In the sharp relief of the spotlight, I could see her clasping her hands together, her eyes fixed on me as I did my damndest to seem confident and smooth while struggling not to visibly quiver. I paused a moment, and then launched into the second half.

    "You're all dressed up to go dreeaaaming, Now don't tell me I'm wrong.
    And what a night to go dreaming, mind if I tag along?

    If I say I love you....I want you to know....
    It's not just because there's moonlight;
    Although, moonlight becomes you sooooo."
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:22:44 No.2749995
    I heard the faint sound of women weeping. Several couples close enough that I could make them out were beaming at me, holding one another. I then looked at the spotlight where Siane should have been, but she was gone. A moment later I was nearly knocked over as she threw her arms around me. Looking up at me with her big dark eyes, grey and puffy below with streams of tears running down the smooth, pale contours of her face. "Siane," I started, producing a pearl ring from my suit pocket, "Will you-" "YES! Yes, of course I'll marry you!" She laughed, knelt a bit, and planted a kiss on me that nearly knocked me out. The entire crowd erupted into applause as the dome depolarized and the lights came up again. I tried to shout to her over the cacophony but eventually gave up and just stood there helplessly as she held me, face buried in my chest as I took hold of her hand and slipped the engagement ring onto her finger.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:24:49 No.2750024

    Lol. I remember the Total Recall in-joke from last time. Is that the new thing? Fuck with future guy?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:25:20 No.2750030

    You're a doublenigger.

    Do you know how pathetic it is to pretend to be from the future, post fake journals, and try to shove your shitty fiction on us?

    BRING W.T. SNACKS BACK! This fucker needs to be gone.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:27:16 No.2750061
    Not the Total Recall joke this time, Alex.
    Not a joke at all.

    I don't know if you saw my post before I deleted it (I'm not sure if it will make a difference or not, since you seemed quite apologetic about calling us liars,) but some bad shit is going to go down.

    If you want me to press the matter, I'll tell you what I gathered from your last (next?) thread, but I don't expect you to believe it.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:28:09 No.2750072

    Same past-fag
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:28:25 No.2750077

    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:29:51 No.2750092

    I'd like it if you enjoyed my threads but if not I'm sincerely sorry for aggravating you. Perhaps if I posted less frequently or on a different board?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:30:22 No.2750100
    So after you killed Clavian, where did you go?

    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:32:06 No.2750126

    Post in /b/.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:33:03 No.2750135
    Yeah, I'm the same poster, but I'm being serious.
    You know Clavian? How crazy he is?
    Do you think he might be cracked enough to try to kill you?

    How easy is it to modify a commercial LIPC?
    Why would he wear a brace in the Lunarhab?
    Is he suicidal at all?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:33:28 No.2750139
    Post less frequently, a month apart for us.

    You will have more to say, and we will have NEW questions.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:33:35 No.2750141
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:34:22 No.2750148


    I haven't heard from Clavian since the emails.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:34:35 No.2750150
    lol, how extremely corny
    but your story is overall a very cool one, bro.
    bumpus and congratulations
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:36:07 No.2750170

    Answer these questions >>2750135
    Just.. humor me, alright?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:37:01 No.2750178


    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:37:39 No.2750194

    The link to lunarhab's down. I could get info from 2009 or 1995. ETP's been really fucked up lately and the rest of the streams *that I am paying for* aren't available.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:38:18 No.2750204
    Your writing style is very unique and shows up in posts in this thread not made by your tripfag name.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:38:37 No.2750207
    Guys, leave him alone. He just got married, why the fuck are you playing with his head like this?

    Futurebro, nothing happens, go hug your wife.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:39:19 No.2750216

    > I'm full of shit and this is a really convenient way to dodge the subject.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:39:59 No.2750228
    Suspension of disbelief, motherfucker, do you do it?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:40:21 No.2750233


    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:42:50 No.2750269

    Clavian's fine. I know his parents talk to Harlan and Theia all the time. I hear stuff secondhand and last I heard he was spending most of his time shopping.

    You can't modify an LIPC, you have to register it to activate it. If you ever take it out of range of MRC and it loses power it calls home to report internal temps, voltages and whatnot. Some outsiders have modded LIPCs they either got in trade or stole.

    To the best of my knowledge the only braces in lunarhab are the integrated pressuresuit ones and those registered to the elderly. Harlan has one.

    Now what is this about.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:43:40 No.2750278
    I believe everything he says, if you don't that's because you just believe what everyone else believes. You're just as bad as christfags.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:44:00 No.2750282

    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:44:34 No.2750293

    See, goddamnit I knew you guys were shitting me again. Some things aren't funny.

    So what's happened around here while I was gone?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:45:04 No.2750301

    Believing what some dipshit tells you without question is exactly what religion is.

    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:46:07 No.2750313
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:46:24 No.2750319
    Your logic is the flawed one. So caught up in your own little world you can't even explore new concepts without imposing all of your beliefs on them. I pity you, really.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:48:48 No.2750355

    Good advice. Stuff like this for example:


    Is this all one guy or was it a collaborative thing? Whoever's doing it, do you just want me to leave?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:48:57 No.2750356
    You believe this man because you want to, not because it is logical.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:49:56 No.2750367

    ANON wants you to leave.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:50:34 No.2750374

    i have the last thread open and it says in the op that hes sorry he called us all liars. theirs other stuff too
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:50:39 No.2750375
    This is 4chan.
    Obviously it was some invalid trying to knock you off your shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:51:54 No.2750395
    I have yet to see him call us liars.

    Also, nice plot twist.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:52:09 No.2750402
    I want you to enjoy the time you have left before you get back to the Lunarhab. If you do nothing else, enjoy the time you have right now with Siane before things get very ugly and you feel like you want to go back to Earth.

    Don't regret meeting Siane, don't feel like you made a mistake, and don't freak out if and when Habsec contacts you and puts you on house arrest.

    Also, start saving money the second you get back to the Lunarhab. Even more than you have been, you need to buy a share as soon as fucking possible.

    Now, you're not going to believe me when I tell you this, and don't you dare let on that you know any of these details when Habsec is talking to you or you're going to look suspicious.
    According to Habsec, Clavian supposedly goes looking for you. He doesn't realize you're at the Lunar Gardens. He's wearing a brace and he's got a modded LIPC with him - I'm guessing he's jacked up the voltage to a deadly, or near-dealy level.

    When he doesn't find you or Siane, he apparently loses it and goes for a walk outside.
    Without a suit.

    You're going to get a lot of threats over the next few weeks. Stay strong, and be there for Siane while she deals with it.
    Also, some dicks from this era are going to try to make it look like you shoved Clavian out the airlock yourself by posting shit (see >>2750100). When that happens, you'll probably want to get off ETP. Dunno if Habsec will be monitoring your activities or not.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:52:19 No.2750406

    I've been thinking about taking an ETP hiatus, anyway. Financial reasons.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:52:34 No.2750410
    On multiple occasions he has made predictions that rang true. He's never said anything that was proven false. I think you're just closed minded, and incapable of original thought.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:53:17 No.2750423

    Except you haven't gone away, because you have posted 'future' journals.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:54:06 No.2750437

    Wait who is this? Are you on ETP?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:54:26 No.2750442
    Hey Alex, what's your favorite video game of all time?
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:55:26 No.2750448

    Nightcore. Greenwood is for invalids.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:56:19 No.2750457

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:56:26 No.2750460
    That's a rather elaborate troll you have there, invalid.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:57:22 No.2750480
    Option 1: you're actually from the future.
    Result: nobody in this time can understand or relate to your interpersonal issues, so all of your emo future whining results in jack shit empathy and demands for 8-ball predictions of the near future.
    Conclusion: stop posting here faggot

    Option 2: you're a writefag with an overactive imagination desperate for attention in your basement
    Result: nobody cares about your made up bullshit; you're a pathetic anon trying to 'stand out' but failing miserably
    Conclusion: stop posting here, faggot

    Take your pick
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:57:44 No.2750485
    If you tell me the score of the 2009 Super Bowl and the teams participating, I will leave you 1,000,000 when I die.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:58:06 No.2750490
    I care fellow anon.
    I care...
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)22:58:40 No.2750498

    You're the only person saying this shit. Nice try.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:58:42 No.2750499
    When you tried to post this thread, you got an error from the ETP service.
    4chan was doing maintenance on img - the server this board is hosted on.

    They said they had to move your session to another time. As it turns out, your session was moved to the 12th of January. Your next session will post to us on the 11th.

    It'll be about 4 weeks until your next session, and you're going to tell us you really wish you could go back to Earth because of all the hectic shit going on.

    I just don't want you to feel like you made a mistake when you followed Siane, even though shit is going to be tough.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:59:47 No.2750511
    Fake empathy was an amazing touch.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)22:59:48 No.2750513
    Maybe I'm not understanding this correctly, but if you're from the future posting somehow in the past, couldn't you just arrange it so that every time you "sign off," you sign back on at the same time in the past when you signed off the last time so there's no lag between your posts?

    Isn't the fact that you only post once a day a giveaway that you're faking?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:01:04 No.2750523

    Isn't the fact that he says he's from the future a giveaway that he's faking?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:01:14 No.2750524

    but, but TEHCOLNYG
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:01:15 No.2750525

    My session got bumped when I connected, by about three hours, but I'm on fine now. Are you this guy? >>2750402
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:01:50 No.2750531
    I'd say this post pretty much sums up these threads.
    Now, can we get back to the story?
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:02:16 No.2750538

    I'm a client, I don't run the ISP. I can choose from available sessions and most of the time I choose consecutive days in a month so that people remember me from one day to the next.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:02:58 No.2750547
    Yes, and I'm also the only guy who ever bugs you about money.

    Last time, someone asked you about Battlestar Galactica. Did you download the episodes from Solarnet yet?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:08:32 No.2750607
    Futureguy, if you're really from the future, aren't you upset that you're disturbing the timespace continuum by telling us all these things
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:09:12 No.2750611

    I finished 'em ages ago, too. The whole premise in the intro that a lost tribe humans living in space are the descendants of the Mayans and the Toltecs was promising. The wikinet says this shit was written by a hardcore Mormon which would explain why every other episode is about Starbuck dating two girls at the same time, and them finding out (lol).
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:10:03 No.2750618

    Someone explain ETP to this guy.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:11:15 No.2750630
    What if I mentioned a brand you've never talked about, Alex? That should be significant enough to make you at least keep this shit in the back of your mind.

    You said something about finding a stickercam in or around Siane's apartment. It wasn't Keyhole. It was Habfly.
    Has Siane ever bought stickercams from Habfly?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:11:18 No.2750631
    Futureguy, who is your closest relative alive in 2009 so I can kill him?
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:12:47 No.2750642

    Sorry bro, but even if you kill him, Future Guy will still remain because the changes in the past will never catch up to him in the future.

    That is if he really is from the future.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:13:34 No.2750649

    ....I've written about stickercams before, though.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:14:21 No.2750658
    why don't you explain it, fagtard
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:15:03 No.2750669
    yeah, but you find that one of them has been replaced by a different brand
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:15:14 No.2750671
    You only mentioned keyhole. The brand, keyhole.

    On top of that;
    In your opinion, the most important people of this century are Burt Rutan, Robert Bussard, Larry Page, Mick Mountz, Marshall Brain, Richard Branson and a few others you couldn't remember.

    You haven't said this before, either.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:16:00 No.2750679

    Fine. In a giant warning graphic on every page of the ETP site it says "Changes made to the timeline take effect at the rate that time passes as measured by entropic decay". The short answer is nothing I fuck up for you will ever catch up to me.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:17:18 No.2750696
    This makes absolutely no sense
    "won't catch up with you?" what the fuck are you smoking
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:18:59 No.2750718
    Nobody thinks your clever
    Its been said before
    Go home and let us have our fun
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:19:32 No.2750721
    I know you guys archive these threads, so could someone search them and find where I mentioned any of that? I obviously did at some point because this guy >>2750671 knows about it and I'm getting old of his shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:19:43 No.2750722
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:20:54 No.2750736
    I have every thread you've posted archived and you never mention that ....
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:21:06 No.2750740

    Do you paint? Think of it as a single paintbrush slowly painting a colored line, let's say green. Now at some point on the green line someone posts to the past and makes some change. At the point behind them on the green line, a blue paintbrush starts painting over the green line at the *same rate of speed* that the green paintbrush is still moving.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:22:22 No.2750748
    timespace does not work that way
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:22:34 No.2750752
    You haven't said it yet.

    And it doesn't mean anything yet, but I accept your apology. You're going to find out later that the 12th is booked solid, so the next session (after your immediate next) is getting booked for the 13th.

    You were planning on taking some time off to save money towards buying a share.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:23:12 No.2750757

    Habfly is a real brand, and I know every one of the names he mentioned. He's copying this from some thread I did long enough ago that I don't remember mentioning it.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:25:09 No.2750773
    Futureguy, the last thread you posted did really mention Clavian dieing. I thought I had just missed one of your threads since I was confused about the whole thing, but now it all makes sense. I guess it doesn't really matter though, as you weren't meant to believe us.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:25:33 No.2750784
    I'm copying it from your next session, Alex.
    Assume, for a moment, I'm telling the truth.
    Assume, for a moment, I'm being your magic 8-ball.

    Time travel is seriously confusing shit. Is it at all possible one of your past sessions could've been posted to a date -after- your current, especially if the ETP service was having problems?
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:25:57 No.2750788
    Hold on, boarding. If I d/c it's the chariot's shit interfering with the ETP transmission.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:28:28 No.2750822

    Really? I've been trying to keep track but I think I missed a few. To me this is the 15th one.

    1: 10/05/08(Sun)18:00 - 10/05/08(Sun)20:38
    2: 10/05/08(Sun)21:01 - 10/05/08(Sun)23:46
    3: 10/06/08(Mon)00:18 - 10/06/08(Mon)01:54
    ?: Two month hiatus?
    4: 12/17/08(Wed)22:08 - 12/18/08(Thu)00:26
    5: 12/18/08(Thu)22:21 - 12/19/08(Fri)01:37
    6: 12/19/08(Fri) 21:00 - 12/19/08(Fri)23:18
    7: 12/20/08(Sat)21:14 - 12/20/08(Sat)23:49
    8: 12/21/08(Sun)02:54 - 12/21/08(Sun)04:44
    ?: Hiatus?
    9: 01/03/09(Sat)22:13 - 01/04/09(Sun)01:52
    ?: Missing? (1/04/09)
    ?: First of the three? (1/05/09?)
    10: 01/05/09(Mon)21:24:31- 01/06/09(Tue)10:14:30
    11: 01/06/09(Tue) 17:21:14 - 01/06/09(Tue)21:22:29 (Title name: Sup pastbros. Three back to back sessions today, since I can afford it. )
    ?: 01/07/09
    ?: 01/08/09
    12: MISSING 1/09/09 (I think): Title: "The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things." (Forgot to save lololol)
    13: 01/09/09(Fri)18:14:10 - 01/10/09(Sat)02:34:27
    ?: 1/10/09, none due to DDOS/maintenance on that day?
    14: 1/11/09 01/11/09(Sun)15:32:26 - 01/11/09(Sun)21:34:03
    15: 01/12/09(Mon)21:37:16 - ?
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:28:47 No.2750828

    I get it. Ironic. I don't give you guys enough credit. But for serious, when did I mention those names.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:28:48 No.2750829
    Hello, Futureguy.

    Been keeping up with your stories since /v/, and I think you're much more entertaining than most of 4chan.

    Ignore the trolls you seem to have garnered, you're freaking awesome.

    I do have a question for you, however.
    What is the status of massage therapy in the future? Is it thriving? Declining?
    Since I'm going into it now, I'd be interested to see where it eventually ends up.

    Again, keep up the good work, and I hope everything goes well in your future (lol) endeavours.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:30:41 No.2750843

    Most places that offer pilot will also offer massage. Helenic girls typically unless you're in the northern reaches.
    >> Sal !!EK8CADRCj5U 01/12/09(Mon)23:31:41 No.2750852
         File :1231821101.jpg-(9 KB, 280x280, 419cm1r0E4L._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
    Can someone please post the archive?
    It would help the repeated questions.
    I know Id read it.

    Alex, are the "optics" you've talked about kinda like this
    This like a private Telivision that you can hook things up to.(Video Game consoles, DVD Players) Apparently it displays a 48" virtual screen 3 m away.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:31:57 No.2750855
    About 30 minutes left till the session ends.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:32:11 No.2750858
    Answer the question - is it possible that one of your past sessions could get misplaced and be sent to us a day after your current one?

    Also, I'll upload my copies of the threads - all 16 of them - in a rar format. I won't be saving this one until his session's over.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:34:54 No.2750887

    Hahaha yes exactly but holy shit those are huge. Grandpa had something almost as bad, I remember taking turns trying it on with eric when we were little and dad would make us move his shit from the house to storage whenever mom took grandpa on vacation.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:35:25 No.2750894
    this analogy fails because you "remember" or have a history of the past, which would be different by us killing your relatives. It's as if the blue line is able to remember that it's blue
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:36:52 No.2750915

    I don't know. I've only ever posted in consecutive sessions except when I spaced it out a bit because /v/ was getting hostile. I'm searching the ETP page right now and when I find something I'll post it.

    Either one of you is an ETP poster or you're a really good troll.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:38:17 No.2750934
    saging shitty fiction
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:38:24 No.2750935

    Thank you, I knew it. That makes sense. I was seriously getting a little freaked out by this >>2750671

    and if anyone could find where I mentioned those names in the older threads I could out this guy as a troll.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:39:03 No.2750946
    Hope Megaupload's fine with you.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:41:12 No.2750979

    How convenient that your only proof is too big for the parser.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:42:17 No.2751000
    18 min. left.
    >> Sal !!EK8CADRCj5U 01/12/09(Mon)23:42:45 No.2751007
    Thanks, bro
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:42:51 No.2751010
    I'm touched, you think I'm a troll or an ETP poster.

    That means a lot, Alex.

    When Siane comes to your apartment a few times in the next weeks to cry, don't sit there like a lump. Hold her and let her know you're going to be there for her.

    Also, I hope shit works out for you. Life's going to be tough with just about every Lunaran thinking you're to blame for Clavian's death, despite the fact you have an alibi.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:44:26 No.2751022

    You realize the chariot is only gonna take a few hours to get back. My session will run out before I can call you on your shit but next time....
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:44:52 No.2751028
    Think your stream can handle 9.52 megs?
    I can upload your last session if you want.

    If you want it smaller than that, I'll have to remove all the images.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:46:18 No.2751039

    You want to take out all the images so all you have to fake is the text. But sure, let's have it. I want to see if you actually put in the effort or if you're bluffing.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:46:34 No.2751041
    42 kilobytes.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:47:53 No.2751058
    Hey, on the upshot, now you don't have to dig for answers or type them dynamically.
    It's just like the episode "Blink" from Doctor Who. Now you have a script.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:49:03 No.2751077
    Don't worry about it, Futureguy. In the end, you don't believe us anyways. But, good luck with everything. Post again whenever you can.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:50:38 No.2751101

    It says parser overrun, wherever you linked me to has a lot of embedded video or music or something. Just link me straight to the file.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:51:26 No.2751110
    Seconding this.
    And Alex?

    Dome guy sends his regards. It's cool, bro, really.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:52:31 No.2751127

    I don't know if rapidshit has any less flash crap on it.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:53:58 No.2751140

    Closer but it still chokes. I have 7 minutes left, host it somewhere with no embedded shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:55:08 No.2751161
    Here's a copy of how you started it:

    I wanna go home. Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/11/09(Sun)15:32:26 No.2731856

    Well it's been about four weeks since I got back, I spend most of my time either at work, repeating my side of the story for habsec, and making plans with Siane. Harlan and Theia wants us to move in with them so we'll be safer. Oh, and sorry I called you guys liars last time, I checked with the ISP and they said they bumped my session to another date without telling me because this site wouldn't respond on the date/time range I had requested. They wouldn't say anything about the keepalive but I assume it hasn't been interrupted, or I hope so anyway. (You guys know me, right?)

    I don't want to move in with her parents, they're lovely people but they have pretty specific expectations that I don't have any intentions of satisfying, and I'm already unpopular enough around here. I just wanna move back to Earth, but I can't until they get it through their heads that Siane and I don't want kids right away.

    Distract me, pastbros. Your drawings always cheer me up. Or we could talk about computers or whatever. Just get my mind off this shit.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:55:18 No.2751165

    It's not gonna take him more than a minute or two to host a text file. I'm gonna be able to call bullshit before the session ends. Nice try pastbros.
    >> Journal 1: TL;DR version (and it's still long) Oh U 01/12/09(Mon)23:57:07 No.2751188
         File :1231822627.jpg-(164 KB, 600x1050, LOL ROUGHLY WHAT SIANA LOOKS L(...).jpg)
    From Journal 1 (Thread 5):
    she's gorgeous
    She's using the bathroom now
    God she has a perfect little ass
    She took a sleep tab before she left and I kept imagining her conked out, garaunteed for the next hour....Had some naughty thoughts
    Oh, good news! That girl is in the bunk below mine. Bad news is that means I can't beat one out or she'll hear me.
    Maybe if I spot that girl getting up to eat or something I could strike up a conversation...?
    There's another Lunaran girl aboard I noticed on the ob. deck the other day and then again this morning, she's not as pretty but she's actually pretty busty which is really rare for lunaran chicks, I'd estimate a high b cup. Oh man, both of them at once in my bunk...What is it about being on vacation that makes me horny all the time, fuck!
    I DID talk to that girl! I was shaky as fuck
    Her name is Ciane.
    Ciane came up to ME and asked ME to sit together. I feel like I'm off my shit on tabs right now and I'm so giddy I might puke. I feel a little bad because I went on a date with a girl in my new hab already but it hadn't gotten serious yet, and besides, I'm young! It's Summer! I met a lunaran and if I play my cards right I'll be hip deep in her in my Island 8 suite three days from now. Oh shit she's coming back to her seat
    I thought "holy shit she really is hot nuts for me"
    >> Sal !!EK8CADRCj5U 01/12/09(Mon)23:57:19 No.2751193
    Most file hosting sites make you go through embedded shit so that they get more ad exposure.
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:57:20 No.2751194

    You're creeping me right the fuck out, I hope you know. I guess this is 4chan and I've been here enough to know what it entails but there is line, ok?
    >> Oh U 01/12/09(Mon)23:57:25 No.2751195
    Her lips were on the straw, and then mine. I had a heart attack pretty much.
    OH also as it turns out it's "Siane" not "Ciane"
    I've never been with a lunaran, I don't know what I'm doing. Not that I usually do, anyway.
    It made my day and I could spend the rest of this entry just writing terribly lewd descriptions but sufficed to say, I inwardly wept tears of joy
    there's no way she didn't notice that I was just *gawking* at her.
    So YES, I spent the best hour of my life doing my best to pretend that I was an expert masseur, only working up the courage to ah, apply...therapeutic...strictly medical...massage to her buttocks area. (fucking died of joy) about halfway in. She didn't even move to get up or say anything, just periodically made happy, sleepy noises while I did my best to kill an erection hard enough they they should build the next lift out of it.:
    Her nipples were small, grey and tasted faintly sweet
    Somehow even her bossy side is cute. :D

    Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)22:46 No.24384140
    ITT: A poor, lonely tripfag writes a self-insert fanfic about getting laid in the future

    Future Guy: Oh I inserted myself all right
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:58:37 No.2751216

    Hold on, downloading pic.
    >> Anonymous 01/12/09(Mon)23:59:15 No.2751229
    Sorry Futureguy, just trying to prove it for you...
    >> Future !GUYX/6jp3w 01/12/09(Mon)23:59:59 No.2751238

    Posted that ages ago. Proves nothing. Anyway session's just about to end.
    >> Oh U 01/13/09(Tue)00:01:03 No.2751251

    I wasn't trying to prove anything. I just wanted to post that.
    >> Dome Guy 01/13/09(Tue)00:01:17 No.2751255
    I don't have any webspace or anything where I can host shit.
    It doesn't matter whether you believe or not, just please remember what I said about Siane and don't feel like you made a mistake. Hug her when she comes by your apartment, crying.

    From the way you said it, it sounded like you were just sitting there like a lump. Don't do that.
    >> Sal !!EK8CADRCj5U 01/13/09(Tue)00:01:45 No.2751260
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:09:53 No.2751356
    just wanted to point out something interesting

    alaska is already introducing the stipend economy and is planning to implement an autolabor like program.

    RPfag or not hes done his research
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:17:29 No.2751444
    Anyway, good luck Alex.
    Don't listen to the faggots that want you to leave, other people like you :D

    Hope to see you soon
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:22:16 No.2751517

    Ugh, you didn't fix the Thread 5 = Thread 7 thing from the archive [future_thread.rar]01/07/09 /r9k/ rsde. So your counts are off by one.
    >> Anonymous 01/13/09(Tue)00:24:40 No.2751549
    Fixing that right now, then.
    I knew something looked off about thread 7.

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